Super Sexy CPR
Who out there has learned CPR? I have, and I can tell you in wasn’t the most fun I have had. Sticking your mouth onto the plastic spit soaked lips of our safety manniquin “Steve”, feebly listening for a breath you knew wasn’t coming and then slamming the hell out of his fake rib-cage. God help anyone who has me as guardian angel. Not once in the entire course did I get so much as a cough from Steve. But it is important stuff, and seeing as though our new office now looks out onto Wavehouse in Gateway (see how I punted our new office there?) we may be faced with the situation of having to revive some poor battered rider. So these two fine instructors from Super Sexy CPR will be holding demonstrations at our office all of next week. I think I may take my time graduating this class.